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I have guns..
So that's Ms. Croft, to you. Bitch.
Created on 2005-08-18 15:14:59 (#8053221), last updated 2006-02-14
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Basic Info| Name: | Dani |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 03-31 |
| Location: | New Bedford, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | Threadless Love, Give a Girl Some Points |
Bio
Israel is real love.
Asking questions is a good way to get to know me. Feel free, to contact me. Here are some starter up questions though:
FAQ about Dani. Wait, there are FAQ's? Or is it fags? Ha, ha. Little joke.
1. Where are you?
Off in my own little world. The entry fee is a nickel and a hershey bar to get in.
2. Are you single?
Yes. Though I think the dating scene is awesomirific.
3. Do you know that awesomirific is not a word?
...You can kiss my ass.
4. What's your favorite sexual positon?
Wait, what? Sex? What is that for us who can only masturbate until loss of virginity? (i.e; I'm kidding.)
5. Are you Jewish?
Yes, yes I am. I'm a BT (or lead to believe such), with non-denominational Christian parents. Bruhahaha, let the drama begin.
6. Is it true you Portuguese (Azorian-Portuguese) types eat rabbits?
Yes, and it is also true that I have on many occasions killed and/or maimed several rabbits in my lifetime. Did you know their eyes make good lotion?
7. Thanks, we didn't need to know that.
That wasn't a question, dumbfuck Number 7.
8. Are you a boy or a girl?
Physically, a girl. Mentally I range from Cosmopolitan/Park Avenue Chica to Tool-Belt Wearing Macho Man. Minus the flannel plaid.
9. So are you a Vegan?
NO! N-O! I consider myself an X-Gen Organic, or a XGO for short. X-Gen is the next generation (my age group, from 17 - 26), and Organic is used to describe people who eat organic food (either vegitarian or omnivoric foods), and/or organic products like organic moisturizers, shampoo's, and soaps.
10. Why does it take you so long to post on LJ?
Because, unlike many, I am forgetful and/or lazy and tend to sleep during the day. You may notice the majority of my posts are at night. Why? Well, like a true panther, I work from Dusk to Dawn. Except, not really work...unless you call being forced to continue a novel (even though you procrasinate).
11. What's your philosiphy on bisexual couples?
Since gay people wear their rings on the oppsoite hands, and straight folks wear them on the other...I think bisexual couples should wear their wedding rings in the middle finger, so that way when you flip people off it's all purty.
| Marriage is love. | |||||
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1920's, 1930's, 1960's, all-in, ancient egypt/rome/greece/israel, androngyny, angelina jolie, animal rights, anti-anime weirdos, anti-liars, anti-manniquinism, anti-peta, antiques, arcadian, archaeology, art, attempting to cook, back massages, baking muffins, bartending, big cats, bisexual, black leopards, black nail polish, blueberry muffins, brad pitt, cats, charity/tzedakah, comedy, conservation, conspiracies, contemporary romance, couples yoga, cuddling, d-ray, dane cook, dark hunter, deviant art, diet pepsi, eclectic, feathers, food, frank hardy, frum school girls, gay, genderqueer, getting into scooby-doo scrapes, girly-girl, glow-in-the-dark condoms, grooming, guns, hair dye, hebrew, historical fiction, historical romances, history, hybrid cars, intensity, iron chef, james bond, jewish, jewish girls, johnny depp, judaism, katagarian, kicking fur-trader asses, kissing, kittens, laughing, lemon candies, leopards, licking, long baths, long belly rubs, love, martini shakers, masculine boy, maternal, midrash, mixing drinks, mothers, movies, muslim barbie, nancy drew, neck biting, new wave feminism, nice jewish boys, non nazi-feminism, obsolete fashion, organic foods, organic products, orlando bloom, otherkin, paganism, panthers, paranormal romances, paris, peircings, pepsi, photo manipulations, photography, pirates, piratry, poker, porn (duh), pouty lips, prayer, pregnancy, red, rifle team, roses, rough kissing, satin sheets, sensual yoga, shabbat, shakespeare, sherrilyn kenyon, shooting bitchy vegans, shooting ranges, sims 2, sleep, solving mysteries, stand-up comedy, studying cultures, talmud, tears, texas hold'em poker, the sims, therianthrope, tomb raider, torah study, vampires, video games, websites, wedding gowns, weddings, white roses, wild life, wombage, writing novels, writing poetry, yoga
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